kitty-and-meander's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fatass Fighter Vol. 1]

Ehh...

It would have been a great game by newgrounds standards except alot of things seem flawed. For one thing, "S" does not block, it doesn't do a damn thing. The graphics were really good but those things came at you so fast even when you killed them they'd 90% of the time take some life away from you. That was no cool daddio, not cool at all. The boss, just frustrated me. But I can't attack your game there because it might have been my fault. I couldn't hurt him! How do you hurt the boss? When he smacked his head down I'd run up and punch the crap out of him but it wouldn't do anything... So tell me, how do you hurt him? Anyway, has some amazing potential, you should PM me when you release the next one. Good luck!

demoninabottle responds:

The first boos, you have to continually punch the neck. For the second boss, when it pounds you, you dodge to the left, then attack the glass. The third and fourth, punch until he loads up blue then block. Blocking does work, you just have to be touching the normal enemies

[school day RPG]

Stolen.

Ok you can say "remake" if you want but this is flat out theivery. If your going to "remake" something, you make it better than the original. I can't tell you how many times WORSE this was. It would have been better if maybe there was some color or SOMETHING in there. And the text goes away way to fast and sometime that gun sound goes off for no reason at all. Overall this is a total fail. 0/5

Anubis responds:

I DIDNT STEAL IT.
If I did than it wouldn't be worse would it now?

[Classical Pong]

I think you missed the memo.

Creativity is in these days. Pong, is out. Pong has been old news since 1981 brother. You need to make a totally NEW and ORIGINAL game. Nor you or anybody else should further waste their time making pong. I'm sorry but I did blam this. Please try harder, and I'll back you up next time.

[Metal Ball]

Decently fun.

But it gets really old really quick because theres no way to lose and the game just doesn't go anywhere and those ads are incrediably annoying. 2/5

[Handmation Tutorial]

God!

Enough with the freaking handmations! It was cool the first one you did, but then it just GOT OLD. It's pretty obvious how you do it too, so there really is no need for a whole freaking tutorial! Try something new, like clay, because this is just old news these days. 2/5, just because the flash is good quality, even if it's on an incrediably lame subject.

M4KBOT responds:

Firstly, this is an incredibly badly done review, you havn't really talked about any of the individual topics and a 0?! Come on man, this whole tutorial was worth a 0 to you, thats ridiculous. I will not stop handmations because one guy who I've never seen before says so! Plus you gave me a 2/5, that would equate to at least a 4 on the review score, yet you hav'nt. Plus its not incredibly obvious how you make them seeing as most of the reviews ask how I did them. Theres also stuff in there about compression and other topics NOT directly concerning handmation, If I want to make a good series it does require me to make more that 7 submissions you know. It seems like your the only one who hates handmations! Learn how to right a proper review!!!

[Save Me!]

You sir-

Sure as hell deserve the title of "March's King of the Portal". That was the funnest game I've played on Newgrounds for a long time! I loved the "splat" that played everytime you missed one lol. I got to level 11 before I finally missed one. But then it got really hard. The backrounds had a cool style, and above that you never knew what crazy object would come out a of a window next! I lost one guy because I was like "holy shit is that toilet walking?!". Great game, very fun, it progresses at a very fair and yet fast pace making this an overall kickass of a game. I wont be suprised if this is front paged tommorrow. Thank you for bring me a little joy! 5/5

freeworldgroup responds:

thanks, it was fun making this one.

[[KK]Crazy Quiz 3]

Pointless

Just another pointless bad quality rip-off of The Impossible Quiz. And by the way, there ARE 26 letters in the alphabet. The layout for the quiz is like exactly the same except you were too lazy or something to make the boxes the same size. This flash was the KK quality I sure was expecting.

Anubis responds:

No.
There are 11.
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-E-B-E-T

[Flash Programing Tutorial]

fIX IT.

All this does is tell me access denied and that I'm a theif, clearly there is a problem, delete this, fix it, and submit it real aquick, I wanna read it.

Al6200 responds:

Yeah, that's a funny story. Well I was developing the game I didn't want Ebaums or some other shady folks to get my source and claim credit, so I created that system which goes off if the SWF is on a site I don't like. But I accidently told it to attack Newgrounds, and I forgot to remove it before I uploaded. But don't worry, I reuploaded it fixed. I hope you try it again.

Anyway, thanks for reviewing. Can't blame you for the score, I did call you a thief after all!